Diversión ilimitada y espectáculos de clase mundial.
Un resort vibrante y majestuoso famoso por su icónica estructura piramidal, sus extensos jardines y su inigualable agenda de eventos y conciertos frente al mar.
Servicios
Piscina de un cuarto de milla, campo de golf (9 hoyos), spa, teatro, club de playa y casino.
Playa
Todo Incluido
Familias
Fiesta
Todo Incluido
Familias
Bodas
1.6/5
Basado en 2 reseñas
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If you’re tryna catch a vibe in the Caribbean, keep it movin’. My stay at The Grand Oasis All Inclusive was a total disaster. Deadass, this place is a masterclass in how to finesse people out of their hard-earned bread. Here’s the tea on why this spot is a joke:
The DMV has better service word to my mother, you’re gonna lose like 4 hours of your life just tryna get a room key. The check-in line is longer than the line for limited-edition J’s. The staff? They’re lookin’ at you like you’re the problem for showing up. And don’t even think about gettin’ your room before 4:00 PM. I’ve seen faster service at a corner bodega at 3 AM. The Grub: Straight Trash They call it "All-Inclusive," but it should be called "All You Can Wait For."
The Restaurants: You gotta book a table like three weeks in advance or some crazy talk just to get a seat. Otherwise, you’re stuck at the buffet.
The Food: The buffet is mid at best. Everything’s lukewarm and tastes like it’s been sitting there since the hotel opened. And the drinks? Watered down to the max. You could drink ten of 'em and still be sober enough to drive a bus. Unless you got that "VIP" wristband, you ain't seeing no top-shelf liquor. It’s a scam. The Cribs: Busted and Crusty The pics on the website are a total catfish. In real life:
The Maintenance: Stains on the ceiling, AC that sounds like a subway train and don't even blow cold, and bathrooms that are straight-up leaky.
The Walls: Thin as a slice of 99-cent pizza. If you got Spring Breakers next door, you’re finished. I heard every single conversation, every TV show, and every loud-mouth in the hallway. No sleep for the weary, son.
The Staff: "I Don't Know You" The service is non-existent. The workers act like they’re doing you a favor by breathing the same air. Unless you’re about to drop bags on a timeshare, they don't wanna hear it. I’ve had better hospitality from a subway conductor on a Monday morning.
The Beach: The Only W The beach is fire, but that’s 'cause the hotel didn't build it. But yo, the "Towel Wars" are real. If you aren't out there at 7:00 AM sharp to grab a chair, you’re gonna be sitting on the sand like a tourist. It’s a literal dogfight for a spot in the shade.